Author Archives: Jeremy

It happens to me every year. It’s a seasonal disorder. It is called Springtime Madness. I hate it, but it never leaves without a useful contribution. This is what happens: the days start getting long, the lambs start froliccing across the fields, and the trees start growing green once more. Simultaneously, my mind goes completely [...]

UPDATE: Time has passed and the decision has been made. Want to know which phone I’ve chosen? Click here, my friend. I’m in one of those situations our wonderful Western late-capitalist society allows: being able to renew my mobile contract and therefore getting a new phone on the cheap. God knows I hardly ever call, [...]

So it turns out reality can not be directly accessed or something, and because of that we all want to become our dads. Well I’m gonna disagree with Jacques “Crazy Eyes” Lacan and provide this direct access, so you can all avoid becoming an old man you can’t respect. I’m gonna do this by exposing [...]

Look up at the logo of this website. See the text under it? Now look at the wall of text that is this post. It is long. It is one part of many. It is the closest you can come to a direct feed from my brain. It turns out my brain is a bit [...]