About

My name is Jeremy Oduber. I do a variety of things, mostly metabolizing certain chemicals to sustain my existence. I am currently 25 years of age (Earth years), a student of the English language at the University of Amsterdam, although I have also wasted time at the University of Utrecht and the Utrecht School of the Arts, because apparently it takes a while in life before you even know what the hell you’re supposed to be doing. I live with my lovely girlfriend in a tiny but cozy house in the middle of a town with poetry on its walls and enjoy spending my nights sleeping.

This blog is where I whine a lot. Also sometimes maybe useful information, but mostly whining. It used to be about other stuff, so you may find old posts which have “a point” or “structure,” but not anymore!

Commenting Policy:

I love it when you guys comment, it hardly ever happens so it makes me feel all warm inside, but there are rules to follow.

  • I try to reply to anything meaningful, as long as I have something meaningful to say in return, so you can expect to have real conversations with me.
  • Play nice. You can criticize me or other commenters all you want, but be civil about it. I don’t have a problem with profanity, especially if it’s particularly creative, but don’t go overboard. I reserve the right to edit or delete any comments that don’t follow my rules because that’s just how I roll.
  • Spam will be obliterated instantly upon detection. Don’t even try, bitches.

How do you pronounce “superlumi.nl”

You don’t. It’s just me being a smart-ass because .com was taken and I really liked the name “Superluminal” and so decided to go for a pathetic attempt at a domain hack. Beyond light speed and all that. You could just pronounce it “Superluminal,” but you could also pronounce it “blerghafezzhel” if you want. That’s your right!

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  • Superluminal is:

    Unfiltered thoughts, analysis, and lolcats straight from the spongy, atrophied brain of Jeremy Oduber.

    Subjects you may encounter are: WordPress, videogames, (Web)design, myself, technology, the English language, philosophy, skepticism, absurdity, and ingrown toenails.

    Superluminal should not be taken in combination with alcohol, serotonin, or any kind of belief in the supernatural.

    Do not operate heavy machinery while reading Superluminal.

    WARNING: Side effects of reading Superluminal may include being offended, nausea, technicolor vomit, and sudden instant onset exsanguination syndrome.

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